Beard Treatment

How to properly care for your beard 101:

Hello gentlemen (and possible ladies sporting a beard, I don't judge), today we're talking about a subject near and dear to me. Beards. Ever since I could, I've had a beard. There's just something about a beard that says, 'man that guy's got it together' to me.

However you came upon sporting the epitome of life's goals, you too know keeping your beard together is a nightmare. And it's with that that I wish to share these tips.

1. Keep it clean. This is probably the most ignored and most useful tip I could give. Without proper cleaning, your beard will become host to last night's supper. And no person wants to smell that the next morning.

2. Keep it crazy. Have fun with your trimming patterns. This is your beard and hell, if it shows anything, it shows that you don't give a damn what anyone thinks. You like beards and you're going to have one!

3. Beard oil. I know what you're thinking, beard oil, what snake oil are you selling me here? The truth is, beards are wildly creatures and beard oil helps to tame your straggly monster.

4. When in doubt, get a professional. If you ever feel insecure about your trimming talents and have a big events coming up, have no fear, you have a beard! And you can also find a barber who will give your beard the attention it deserves.

Hope these tips helped you fellow beard bearers out there! Live proud. Live strong. Live hairy.


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152 comments:

  1. Julio FelinopiousAugust 9, 2016 at 5:15 PM

    Working on a beard of my own! This was a lot of fun to read and I can't wait to see you when I'm in America in October.
    Best wishes,
    Your beautiful nephew Julio

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  2. UnknownJanuary 28, 2017 at 8:19 AM

    Lol

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  3. The Last Fart BenderFebruary 4, 2017 at 8:17 PM

    Yo nice game

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    1. xXExtremeDemonXxFebruary 17, 2017 at 8:59 PM

      Pls help me get through this. What the heck should I type 😭😰

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    2. UnknownJune 9, 2017 at 11:15 PM

      this should be a blog about pubic hair.. haha was playing the same game and just testing to see if this actually posts

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    3. UnknownJune 9, 2017 at 11:18 PM

      this should be a blog about pubic hair.. haha was playing the same game and just testing to see if this actually posts

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  4. UnknownFebruary 6, 2017 at 11:36 PM

    Hello, Im sorry if my question is a bit odd but is this blog real?
    you'll see I was playing a game callend "NoStranger" and I got a bit curious. :)

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    1. UnknownFebruary 20, 2017 at 6:10 PM

      I feel like its fake, but it seems real...

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    2. UnknownMarch 22, 2017 at 6:24 AM

      it is 100% fake

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    3. Mohd ShamezanMarch 25, 2017 at 8:49 PM

      Only a Sith deal in absolute

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    4. Mohd ShamezanMarch 25, 2017 at 8:51 PM

      Only a Sith deal in absolute

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    5. AnonymousMay 21, 2017 at 10:14 PM

      Im confused... I'm playing the game too.. but..we can interact with real people?... what.. how.. this.. im freaking out a bit

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    6. AnonymousMay 21, 2017 at 10:14 PM

      Im confused... I'm playing the game too.. but..we can interact with real people?... what.. how.. this.. im freaking out a bit

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  5. UnknownFebruary 6, 2017 at 11:40 PM

    Hello, Im sorry if my question is a bit odd but is this blog real?
    you'll see I was playing a game callend "NoStranger" and I got a bit curious. :)

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    1. KokoroFebruary 10, 2017 at 11:38 AM

      I was wondering the same thing! That's how I got to this blog too

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    2. KokoroFebruary 10, 2017 at 11:40 AM

      This comment has been removed by the author.

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    3. BlurryQuoteFebruary 13, 2017 at 10:38 PM

      Me too!!!

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    4. Harshit GuptaFebruary 22, 2017 at 11:36 AM

      What the fuck is this!

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    5. UnknownMarch 21, 2017 at 4:36 PM

      Same but....what do I write on November Stranger
      IT keeps telling me I'm wrong!!!!

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    6. UnknownMay 12, 2017 at 8:02 PM

      Help me pls I have no idea wat to write...help

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    7. UnknownMay 30, 2017 at 1:15 PM

      Wait a second!
      THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THING?!
      HOLY POOP!

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    8. UnknownJune 12, 2017 at 4:30 AM

      IKR? so good right? I feel like a detective, looking shxt up online XD

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    9. TheItalianGuyJuly 12, 2017 at 2:28 AM

      I don't think it's real, but it really seems to be O.o

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  6. yowwowFebruary 7, 2017 at 1:54 AM

    is that blog real? i mean is that Tim is real?

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  7. Tosho no seishinFebruary 11, 2017 at 2:43 AM

    This comment has been removed by the author.

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  8. anaFebruary 12, 2017 at 9:19 AM

    Hiii

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  9. UnknownFebruary 12, 2017 at 10:05 AM

    I'm playing the same game. I can't tell if it's real. I'm reading through the comments on these posts to see if they hunt towards the game.

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  10. UnknownFebruary 13, 2017 at 12:28 AM

    Where in the heaven and hell would you buy beard oil??

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    1. UnknownFebruary 13, 2017 at 5:01 AM

      A professional hair store (for hair dressers but normal people can buy stuff there too) in my neighbourhood sells it and I think that different drug stores have it too

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    2. AnonymousFebruary 15, 2017 at 4:13 PM

      Where 9/24

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    3. UnknownMarch 25, 2017 at 7:08 AM

      Where will you be on October 24th?

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    4. UnknownJune 12, 2017 at 4:28 AM

      haha i would have been wondering the same thing, had I not dated a guy with a beard

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  11. UnknownFebruary 15, 2017 at 7:59 PM

    Where will you be at 9/24?

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    1. UnknownMarch 5, 2017 at 1:13 AM

      I'll be at my dominatrix's getting my "beard" oiled 😜😉😱😮👧 You? 2017

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    2. UnknownMarch 5, 2017 at 1:13 AM

      Wink, wink ;) lol

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    3. TheItalianGuyJuly 12, 2017 at 2:26 AM

      You have to search in his blog the asnwer ;)

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  12. UnknownFebruary 15, 2017 at 7:59 PM

    Where will you be at 9/24?

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  13. Desirae NitaroFebruary 15, 2017 at 9:27 PM

    Where you be at 9/24?

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  14. UnknownFebruary 16, 2017 at 4:54 AM

    Ow same reason we're r u 9/24

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  15. AnonymousFebruary 17, 2017 at 12:28 PM

    Wow guys I'm playing the same game. it's so fun

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  16. Pokemon MasterFebruary 17, 2017 at 8:31 PM

    This comment has been removed by the author.

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  17. YaÄŸZaneFebruary 17, 2017 at 10:40 PM

    Hello everyone.. good game isn't it?

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  18. AnonymousFebruary 18, 2017 at 1:35 PM

    Can you tell me what day and what month ?

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  19. UnknownFebruary 19, 2017 at 9:40 PM

    Where will you be at 9/24?

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  20. UnknownFebruary 20, 2017 at 9:16 AM

    So we are all playing the same game dosen't that strike you ad weird

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  21. UnknownFebruary 20, 2017 at 9:19 AM

    This comment has been removed by the author.

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  22. UnknownFebruary 21, 2017 at 8:18 PM

    Oh my lord! I can't figure out what to typpe! ;n;

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  23. Ana AcciolyFebruary 22, 2017 at 4:01 PM

    he likes beards. he's an engineer

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  24. UnknownFebruary 23, 2017 at 7:28 PM

    Where will you be at 9/24?

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    1. NenhumFebruary 19, 2018 at 4:10 PM

      Todos na mesma pergunta, mas cadê a resposta
      Kkkk

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  25. UnknownFebruary 24, 2017 at 10:50 AM

    Where will you be at 9/24?

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  26. UnknownFebruary 25, 2017 at 3:39 AM

    Alive is the answer

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  27. misowonMarch 1, 2017 at 4:34 PM

    For those who's asking if this is real... yes, it is. BUT they just made thig blog and other sites to make it real... so in other words, the accounts were real but the people behind it (the story) were not.

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  28. UnknownMarch 2, 2017 at 7:14 AM

    Where will you be the 9/24?

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  29. UnknownMarch 8, 2017 at 5:30 PM

    Where will you be the 9/24?

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  30. RichesMarch 11, 2017 at 2:08 PM

    hahaaha...this is interesting! see how you guys are seeking for an answer as if a lecturer has assigned you.

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  31. UnknownMarch 13, 2017 at 11:39 AM

    Where will you be 9/24?

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  32. UnknownMarch 14, 2017 at 1:00 AM

    Where will you be 9/24?

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  33. UnknownMarch 16, 2017 at 9:45 AM

    Where will you be 9/24?

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  34. UnknownMarch 16, 2017 at 5:19 PM

    Where will you be 9/24

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  35. UnknownMarch 18, 2017 at 5:10 PM

    Is this even true? Tim june? 😂 I see anyone else play this game, is beard oil is a necessary thing for the beard?

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  36. UnknownMarch 19, 2017 at 1:05 PM

    Where will you be on 9/24

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  37. UnknownMarch 19, 2017 at 1:05 PM

    Where will you be on 9/24

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  38. UnknownMarch 20, 2017 at 2:11 AM

    Where u gonna be 9/24

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  39. UnknownMarch 20, 2017 at 4:50 AM

    Yeah

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  40. UnknownMarch 20, 2017 at 7:44 PM

    Where will you be on 9/24?

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  41. UnknownMarch 23, 2017 at 1:54 PM

    Hello fellow NoStranger players :D

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  42. UnknownMarch 23, 2017 at 2:42 PM

    Where will you be on 9/24?

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  43. UnknownMarch 23, 2017 at 7:36 PM

    Where will you be on 9/24?

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  44. UnknownMarch 23, 2017 at 7:38 PM

    Where you wil be tomorrow 9/24?

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  45. UnknownMarch 23, 2017 at 7:39 PM

    Where will you be tomorrow 9/24?

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  46. UnknownMarch 24, 2017 at 12:16 AM

    Where will you be tomorrow 9/24??

    P.S. Please respond, it's been a month now, thanks.

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  47. UnknownMarch 24, 2017 at 9:36 AM

    Where will you be tomorrow 9/24?

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  48. UnknownMarch 24, 2017 at 9:37 AM

    Where will you be tomorrow 9/24?

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  49. UnknownMarch 25, 2017 at 2:30 PM

    Where will you be tomorrow 9/24?

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    Where Will you be tomorrow 9/24?

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  51. UnknownMarch 25, 2017 at 5:02 PM

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  52. UnknownMarch 28, 2017 at 7:21 PM

    ??

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  53. UnknownMarch 30, 2017 at 6:35 PM

    Where will you be tomorrow 9/24

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  54. UnknownApril 1, 2017 at 1:11 AM

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  55. Ms. PalomarApril 6, 2017 at 2:38 AM

    Where will you be at 9/24?

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  56. Ms. PalomarApril 6, 2017 at 2:48 AM

    Where will you be at 9/24?

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  57. DrossiApril 10, 2017 at 12:17 PM

    Hello *^

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  58. UnknownApril 12, 2017 at 2:56 PM

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  59. UnknownApril 12, 2017 at 3:03 PM

    Where will you be at 9/24?

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  60. The Log GirlApril 13, 2017 at 6:48 AM

    Brooklyn Academy of Music with Momma June

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  61. UnknownApril 30, 2017 at 10:46 AM

    Where will you be at tomorrow October 1

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  62. ManoGriloMay 8, 2017 at 8:15 AM

    Where will you be at 9/23?

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  63. UnknownMay 25, 2017 at 6:12 AM

    Where will you be on 9/24?

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  64. SilwoodMphoMuleyaMay 27, 2017 at 9:36 AM

    Where will you be tomorrow at 9/24

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  65. BreeMay 27, 2017 at 1:34 PM

    Where will you be at 9/24 tomorrow?

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  66. UnknownMay 28, 2017 at 3:55 AM

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  67. UnknownMay 28, 2017 at 9:28 AM

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  68. UnknownMay 29, 2017 at 4:52 PM

    gente esse cara existe mesmo?

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  69. UnknownMay 31, 2017 at 3:49 PM

    Where will you be at 9/24 tomorrow?

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  70. UnknownMay 31, 2017 at 3:50 PM

    Where will you be at 9/24 tomorrow?

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  71. UnknownMay 31, 2017 at 10:07 PM

    Where will you be tomorrow 9/24?

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  72. UnknownJune 2, 2017 at 6:14 PM

    What's the last word of his post

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    1. UnknownAugust 19, 2017 at 4:58 AM

      Je cherche aussi mais je ne trouve pas pffff

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  73. UnknownJune 5, 2017 at 11:07 PM

    Where will you be at 8/24?

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  74. EmmaJune 8, 2017 at 1:00 PM

    Where will you be tomorrow at 9/24?

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  75. UnknownJune 13, 2017 at 11:10 PM

    What the hell should I write?

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  76. UnknownJune 13, 2017 at 11:13 PM

    What the hell should I write?

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  77. AdeleJuly 20, 2017 at 12:11 PM

    Where will you be tomorrow at 9/24?

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  78. ΚγηβAugust 3, 2017 at 5:54 AM

    Where will you be tomorrow at 9/24?

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  79. KitsuneAugust 7, 2017 at 11:44 AM

    Where will you be tomorrow at 9/24

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  80. UnknownAugust 8, 2017 at 10:35 AM

    Where will You be 9/24?

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  81. UnknownAugust 9, 2017 at 11:55 AM

    This comment has been removed by the author.

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  82. UnknownAugust 9, 2017 at 11:56 AM

    Where will you be 9/24

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  83. UnknownAugust 12, 2017 at 3:49 AM

    Que loucura

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  84. UnknownAugust 19, 2017 at 4:57 AM

    Moi j'aimerai juste savoir qui est la personne morte svp

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  85. Booger SimpsonAugust 21, 2017 at 6:22 PM

    Shit's wierd

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  86. Booger SimpsonAugust 21, 2017 at 6:23 PM

    Shit's wierd

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  87. Booger SimpsonAugust 21, 2017 at 6:24 PM

    Where will he be 9/24 anyone?? never did get a friggin answer.

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  88. Booger SimpsonAugust 21, 2017 at 6:24 PM

    Where will he be 9/24 anyone?? never did get a friggin answer.

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  89. UnknownAugust 24, 2017 at 6:33 PM

    Where will you be on 9/24?

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  90. UnknownSeptember 1, 2017 at 8:30 AM

    Whzre will you be on 9/24 Tim?

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  91. LastChanceSeptember 25, 2017 at 9:57 PM

    where will you be on 9/24?

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  92. UnknownOctober 8, 2017 at 6:21 AM

    Where will you be tomorrow at 9/24?

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  93. UnknownOctober 22, 2017 at 9:17 AM

    Fg

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  94. UnknownOctober 28, 2017 at 7:05 AM

    Where will you be tomorrow at 9/24?

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  95. UnknownNovember 19, 2017 at 1:38 PM

    Where will you be tomorrow 9/24?

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  96. UnknownJanuary 8, 2018 at 5:48 AM

    Where will you be tomorrow 9/24

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  97. UnknownJanuary 8, 2018 at 5:49 AM

    Where will you be tomorrow 9/24

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  98. UnknownJanuary 27, 2018 at 9:17 AM

    Ou seras tu demain 9/24

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  99. UnknownJune 16, 2018 at 12:32 PM

    Where will you be tomorrow 9/24?

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  100. MehSeptember 2, 2018 at 8:05 PM

    Where will you be tomorrow 9/24?

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  101. UnknownOctober 25, 2018 at 6:35 AM

    This comment has been removed by the author.

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  102. UnknownOctober 25, 2018 at 6:36 AM

    Where will you be tomorrow 9/24?

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  103. UnknownSeptember 27, 2020 at 5:05 PM

    Where will u be at 9:24 on 9/24

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  104. UnknownNovember 29, 2020 at 1:41 PM

    Yo Tim where you at tmr 9/24 lmao this games pretty cool

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  105. AnonymousNovember 30, 2020 at 9:33 AM

    i’m playing “no stranger” am i the only one here in 2020? someone text me 8036733910

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  106. AdaDecember 3, 2020 at 5:57 PM

    Ey Tim where will you be tmr 9/24

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  107. UnknownMarch 26, 2022 at 12:10 PM

    Where will you be tomorrow 9/24?

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  108. DianaOctober 5, 2022 at 10:05 PM

    Donde estarás 9/24

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